20170921: San Juan de los Lagos 2018 Calendar #3 Saint’s Church

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Some different photos and effects, so there is now 3 versions of this calendar.

I can mail it from here myself so you can place the order here on this website. International mailing from here will vary in costs, but I do have the “PayPal Donation Button”, so if you want a 12 x18 inch poster sent to you worldwide, comment to me below or send me an email with you Country & mailing zip code so I can figure out the postage cost. It currently takes somewhere around 25 days of mail travel time to send a package to the USA, so all paid orders will be filled and shipped with at least 30 to 40 days before arrival at your door.

Contact email: vanderhoofpeter@yahooo.com

$9.95 (US$) PLUS postage ($15 to $20+ US$$) for a 12 inch x 18 inch 2018 calendar on 80lb business card stock paper.

Copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017

20170919: Can’t Forget Dia de Muertos, Day of the Dead in Mexico!

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So Oct. 31st to Nov. 2nd is “Dia de Muertos” here in Mexico, so yeah, I just had to make a poster for that!

Again, I can mail it from here myself so I may set up my Zenfolio to accept the orders or you can place them here on this website. International mailing from here will vary in costs, but I do have the “PayPal Donation Button”, so if you want a 12 x18 inch poster sent to you worldwide, comment to me below or send me an email with you Country & mailing zip code so I can figure out the postage cost. It currently takes somewhere around 25 days of mail travel time to send a package to the USA, so all orders will be filled and shipped with at least 30 to 40 days before arrival at your door.

Contact email: vanderhoofpeter@yahooo.com

$9.95 (US$) PLUS postage ($15 to $20+ US$$) for a 12 inch x 18 inch 2018 calendar on 80lb business card stock paper.

Copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017

 

20170413: Opps, too much fun again Flowers….

OK, so like there are way too many beautiful women in this town.

But only one speaks English to me & still smiles while doing so.

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Monica, the waitress, owners younger daughter, wants to go to USA. So she speaks nicely to me most days & is quite cute as well.

Moneeca is the Spanish pronouncing of her name & my spelling. Dyslexic I prefer to see a word in the pronounced version for me to say it right… So I created this spelling of her name. She knows I use it & has not slapped me, and of course vocalized makes not any difference to anyone.

With the TRUMPed starting WAR, WW3 for all concerned… USA is a Fascism country and she knows that the dream of going there has falling in the trashcan.

I kind of wanted to offer some Peace to the world and being way to old & tired of the game women play, to care about giving flowers to women but seeing Moneeca who would have been chased around town by a much younger me, on a near daily basis…

this poster got made last night…

Not sure she will get to see it. Would not want to embarrass her in front of friends, Family, neighbors.

But heck I had fun with this design!

Copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017

 

20170329: End of the Month, still looking for Remote Work. Got my bills to pay.

OK, so it is the end of another month. Just like all other human beings I have to pay my bills too. So I am looking for “remote work in the graphics department”.

I have several 1000s of USD$$ in software graphics files which I can use to build a variety of items for you.

28 years of computer graphics is much more than a “app” can do. 42 years of visual artist/graphics professional.

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Above is just a sample of frames and frame pieces I can build a special frame for your needs with. I use a lot of “eps” artwork, so yes I can take a piece from here & a piece from over there and put them together in many different custom effects.

Speaking of framed,

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I am a “Whistle Blower”, I caught the USA government & it’s court system breaking laws and doing damage to me & my son.

I therefore need to find “Jobs” which I can do and still be free to move out of harm’s way.

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I have 42 years of advertising & graphic design experience, which is available to help anyone who wants to try improve their business chances in the modern world.

I do not sell lies or scams, but honest work.

I have quite a bit of artwork to build with for you. I also have experience in 7 did fields of employment and earned paychecks with 50 plus different job titles. I have a clue about a large selection of markets, products & customer needs.

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As you can see I have a lot to work with, in a variety of styles.

And as this poster shows, I can cover continents without issue, in Mexico while doing this for a Nigerian in Africa.

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also have a sense of humor,

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Pancho Mango was done for a local fruit cart vendor who works the street in front of the Cafe in work out of. It was just an amusing bit of fun, not a paying job.

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a selection of fonts & the play of creative abilities,  using just ONE word with 2 photos of some roommates caught in sticky mouse traps one week.

And just a few of the “brushes I can play with in Illustrator or Photoshop.

and of course I do old school style… The “Retro theme” is coming around for the 3rd time in my life.

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All pricing is by piece or Per hour depending on your needs. I will discuss any honest contracts & have a PayPal account to make payments to. Average of $50USD per hour.

I have several ways of getting your design work to you through the internet.

I am a human being and have Adobe CC Suite 2017 plus other contracts for font houses & graphic houses for artwork needed or can create quite a bit myself.

However all of this requires monies to pay bills & still have a place to sleep and food to eat.

PLEASE CONTACT ME, if you have any abilities to help me pay bills or graphic design/business needs I might answer.

email me at vanderhoofpeter@yahoo.com with details of any job you might have.

I also can do video editing & creating, while this piece IS NOT finished, it is a sample of what I “TAUGHT” myself in just 2 months of using Adobe After Effects for the 1st time in Jan 2017.

yes, the client likes the work and will be working with me to do this project.

 

I used Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, After Effects, Premiere Pro, & Lightroom to create this creative vision.

All artwork copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017

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20170321: Perfect example of “NO imagination & demanding no one does.”

OK, so yesterday I put a comment on a LinkedIn post which the person had made comment of the North & South American continents looking like a “Duck” when laid on it’s side….

I replied that if you look at Google Earth and the South American continent you will a “FACE” looking at the Galapagos Islands…

I got this reply back…

20170321 John Miller reply_an idiot

So here is the image from the Earthquake 3D imaging which makes it “Point Blank” to me.

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What do you think folks?

Do I  have too hours of staring at computer screens or is the stuff I drew lines to seem pretty obvious to the average person looking at it.

Sure Google earth is harder to see, but when You consider that as a 50 year landscape photographer with 42 years as professional….

As a person that has had many “Tour Guides” confirm that yes that formation of rocks is the next thing they are going to talk about as it is some 100s to 1000s of years old local “Spirit FACE”…. what do you think ?

Should I shut up about my impressions of a image & my abilities to use my imagination?

I mean after all I did create the International Space Station.

https://vanderhoofphotography.com/2015/08/13/how-i-created-the-iss-the-international-space-station-is-my-baby/

Have a CREATIVE DAY folks, and remember, “Your imagination is YOUR RIGHT TO DREAM!” Never let a idiot or jerk knock that down.

20170321: 1046HRS  Jon Miller II replies….. damn this dude has 2 brain cells and they hang between his legs… too hard to figure out HOW TO USE THEM….

20170321 stuid Jon Miller II responds

TALK ABOUT DUMB!!!!!

20170317: Looking for Graphic Work, “remote” contractor available NOW!

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I am a “Whistle Blower”, I caught the USA government & it’s court system breaking laws and doing damage to me & my son.

I therefore need to find “Jobs” which I can do and still be free to move out of harm’s way.

Print

I have 42 years of advertising & graphic design experience, which is available to help anyone who wants to try improve their business chances in the modern world.

I do not sell lies or scams, but honest work.

I have quite a bit of artwork to build with for you. I also have experience in 7 did fields of employment and earned paychecks with 50 plus different job titles. I have a clue about a large selection of markets, products & customer needs.

Print

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As you can see I have a lot to work with, in a variety of styles.

Print

And as this poster shows, I can cover continents without issue, in Mexico while doing this for a Nigerian in Africa.

Print

also have a sense of humor,

20170219-pancho-to-mangosfb

Pancho Mango was done for a local fruit cart vendor who works the street in front of the Cafe in work out of.

usa-called-to-action-panchofb

 

a selection of fonts & the play of creative abilities, with 2 photos of some roommates caught in sticky mouse traps one week.

And just a few of the “brushes I can play with in Illustrator or Photoshop.

and of course I do stuff just for me…

Print

All pricing is by piece or hour depending on your needs. I will discuss any honest contracts & have a PayPal account to make payments to.

I have several ways of getting your design work to you through the internet.

I am a human being and have Adobe CC Suite 2017 plus other contracts for font houses & graphic houses for artwork needed or can create quite a bit myself.

However all of this requires monies to pay bills & still have a place to sleep and food to eat.

PLEASE CONTACT ME, if you have any abilities to help or graphic design/business needs I might answer.

email me at vanderhoofpeter@yahoo.com with details of any job you might have.

I also can do video editing & creating, while this piece IS NOT finished, it is a sample of what I “TAUGHT” myself in just 2 months of using Adobe After Effects for the 1st time in Jan 2017.

I used Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, After Effects, Premiere Pro, & Lightroom to create this creative vision.

All artwork copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017

 

 

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20170317: A framing idea, bits to pieces Collage!

When it comes to putting a frame on something…. Collage of frame & framing pieces

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Some times it is that DIFFERENT one of a kind frame that you build that makes the difference.

Just a sample of what I have to offer in building frames on a graphic visual artwork or advertising piece. Video or print or website. All these pieces are “EPS” so business card or Huge display banner they will be clean and sharp, colors can be changed & mixed with other pieces.

Copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017