20170519: Friday Funnies!

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Having spent 57 years laughing at people who want to live forever & believe some religion can produce your past in a “new world that never dies so your physical body lasts for ever & ever”…

I have as far back as I can remember used the saying “Born to die.”

After all how long do you think you will like eating chocolate pudding for every meal of every day… Eternity is very long.

I will take the experiences of this life and move on!

Copy Right Vanderhoof Photography 2017

20170422: What to do to Increase Creative Abilities…

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The other day I was asked a question, “What can I do to increase my Creative abilities?”

A little while later, someone else asked a similar question, “My creativity is at ZERO. What can I do about it?”

This list is the answer.

In 59 years of life I have never run out of Creative Juice, sure I can be stumped as to what to do. Or the pen sitting not moving in my hands. The keyboard motionless & quiet under my hands….

But I always follow these rules and have found and answer!

Cameras, canvases, paper, inventions, problems in business, every time words, paintings, drawing, photographs & even silly posters are all born from these simple rules!

Enjoy and have fun doing that Creative whatever You Like to Do!

Copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017

20170413: Opps, too much fun again Flowers….

OK, so like there are way too many beautiful women in this town.

But only one speaks English to me & still smiles while doing so.

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Monica, the waitress, owners younger daughter, wants to go to USA. So she speaks nicely to me most days & is quite cute as well.

Moneeca is the Spanish pronouncing of her name & my spelling. Dyslexic I prefer to see a word in the pronounced version for me to say it right… So I created this spelling of her name. She knows I use it & has not slapped me, and of course vocalized makes not any difference to anyone.

With the TRUMPed starting WAR, WW3 for all concerned… USA is a Fascism country and she knows that the dream of going there has falling in the trashcan.

I kind of wanted to offer some Peace to the world and being way to old & tired of the game women play, to care about giving flowers to women but seeing Moneeca who would have been chased around town by a much younger me, on a near daily basis…

this poster got made last night…

Not sure she will get to see it. Would not want to embarrass her in front of friends, Family, neighbors.

But heck I had fun with this design!

Copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017

 

20170404: Playing like a youngster… Grunge effect.

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OK, so people photography is boring to me & all that.

However, I was asked to do some work for a young man & given the image he sent me and the request of turning it into line art.

I sent him back these 2 images… to consider for his posters for sales in his shop.

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I did not listen to this man’s music, the image was kind of there in & of it’s self. A musician , a photo that I guess a lot of young people know….

So the Grunge effects, the twisting turning it into some art of his flavor…

Waiting to see what the client thinks.

An old dog that knows a few tricks, an artist that never stops learning, that is me, not in any box because I just ever fit in one.

Creative Shooting/Artistic fun  Folks

Copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017

20170329: End of the Month, still looking for Remote Work. Got my bills to pay.

OK, so it is the end of another month. Just like all other human beings I have to pay my bills too. So I am looking for “remote work in the graphics department”.

I have several 1000s of USD$$ in software graphics files which I can use to build a variety of items for you.

28 years of computer graphics is much more than a “app” can do. 42 years of visual artist/graphics professional.

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Above is just a sample of frames and frame pieces I can build a special frame for your needs with. I use a lot of “eps” artwork, so yes I can take a piece from here & a piece from over there and put them together in many different custom effects.

Speaking of framed,

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I am a “Whistle Blower”, I caught the USA government & it’s court system breaking laws and doing damage to me & my son.

I therefore need to find “Jobs” which I can do and still be free to move out of harm’s way.

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I have 42 years of advertising & graphic design experience, which is available to help anyone who wants to try improve their business chances in the modern world.

I do not sell lies or scams, but honest work.

I have quite a bit of artwork to build with for you. I also have experience in 7 did fields of employment and earned paychecks with 50 plus different job titles. I have a clue about a large selection of markets, products & customer needs.

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As you can see I have a lot to work with, in a variety of styles.

And as this poster shows, I can cover continents without issue, in Mexico while doing this for a Nigerian in Africa.

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also have a sense of humor,

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Pancho Mango was done for a local fruit cart vendor who works the street in front of the Cafe in work out of. It was just an amusing bit of fun, not a paying job.

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a selection of fonts & the play of creative abilities,  using just ONE word with 2 photos of some roommates caught in sticky mouse traps one week.

And just a few of the “brushes I can play with in Illustrator or Photoshop.

and of course I do old school style… The “Retro theme” is coming around for the 3rd time in my life.

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All pricing is by piece or Per hour depending on your needs. I will discuss any honest contracts & have a PayPal account to make payments to. Average of $50USD per hour.

I have several ways of getting your design work to you through the internet.

I am a human being and have Adobe CC Suite 2017 plus other contracts for font houses & graphic houses for artwork needed or can create quite a bit myself.

However all of this requires monies to pay bills & still have a place to sleep and food to eat.

PLEASE CONTACT ME, if you have any abilities to help me pay bills or graphic design/business needs I might answer.

email me at vanderhoofpeter@yahoo.com with details of any job you might have.

I also can do video editing & creating, while this piece IS NOT finished, it is a sample of what I “TAUGHT” myself in just 2 months of using Adobe After Effects for the 1st time in Jan 2017.

yes, the client likes the work and will be working with me to do this project.

 

I used Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, After Effects, Premiere Pro, & Lightroom to create this creative vision.

All artwork copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017

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20170319: Music Video, new editing before meeting with client who “Loves It”. “Astronaut”

I did some more editing to clean up some of the stuff inside this video.

Still learning with only 2 months of trial & re-trial to create this video.

All video creation copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017

All music copyright 9 Fathoms

20170317: Looking for Graphic Work, “remote” contractor available NOW!

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I am a “Whistle Blower”, I caught the USA government & it’s court system breaking laws and doing damage to me & my son.

I therefore need to find “Jobs” which I can do and still be free to move out of harm’s way.

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I have 42 years of advertising & graphic design experience, which is available to help anyone who wants to try improve their business chances in the modern world.

I do not sell lies or scams, but honest work.

I have quite a bit of artwork to build with for you. I also have experience in 7 did fields of employment and earned paychecks with 50 plus different job titles. I have a clue about a large selection of markets, products & customer needs.

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As you can see I have a lot to work with, in a variety of styles.

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And as this poster shows, I can cover continents without issue, in Mexico while doing this for a Nigerian in Africa.

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also have a sense of humor,

20170219-pancho-to-mangosfb

Pancho Mango was done for a local fruit cart vendor who works the street in front of the Cafe in work out of.

usa-called-to-action-panchofb

 

a selection of fonts & the play of creative abilities, with 2 photos of some roommates caught in sticky mouse traps one week.

And just a few of the “brushes I can play with in Illustrator or Photoshop.

and of course I do stuff just for me…

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All pricing is by piece or hour depending on your needs. I will discuss any honest contracts & have a PayPal account to make payments to.

I have several ways of getting your design work to you through the internet.

I am a human being and have Adobe CC Suite 2017 plus other contracts for font houses & graphic houses for artwork needed or can create quite a bit myself.

However all of this requires monies to pay bills & still have a place to sleep and food to eat.

PLEASE CONTACT ME, if you have any abilities to help or graphic design/business needs I might answer.

email me at vanderhoofpeter@yahoo.com with details of any job you might have.

I also can do video editing & creating, while this piece IS NOT finished, it is a sample of what I “TAUGHT” myself in just 2 months of using Adobe After Effects for the 1st time in Jan 2017.

I used Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, After Effects, Premiere Pro, & Lightroom to create this creative vision.

All artwork copyright Vanderhoof Photography 2017

 

 

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